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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Ronny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Ronny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Suzie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Ronny could open his mouth, Kathy said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Kathy. You can go". Ronny was even MADDER than before. Kathy answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Ronny could open his mouth, Suzie said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Suzie. You can go". Ronny was BOILING MAD.

Suzie answered first.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Ronny said, "I wish these b****** would keep their mouths shut".

The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"

Ronny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"

Article By: Robert Wright